SUZU TALKING ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS

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vapidprofile:

Oh yeah, it’s for real. That’s really me. Definitely. Kinda. Sorta.

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LOOK WHO’S FUCKING BAD AT SHARING, AMONG OTHER THINGS

agoodcartoon:

While deficit spending is only a temporary part of a natural cycle, that doesn’t stop Republicans from treating it like an apocalyptic omen in the tradition of superstitious, primitive cultures. A good cartoon.

GLORIOUS

(via iwatodai)

I don’t know why there have been so many Mitsurus on my dash lately, but I like it.

(via iwatodai)

…and of course, the same people who say this almost certainly ship characters who are confirmed to be straight (as confirmed as any character’s sexuality can be, at any rate) with same-sex characters on a regular basis, if not exclusively.

Holy shit, has anyone actually said this for real? And if so, did you confirm that they know that Starcraft is created by an American company?

(Also what the fuck is “appropriation” and why is it supposedly bad anyway?)

fuckyeah07thexpansion:

ひぐらし落書き | ネム [pixiv] http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=27259512

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT DID YOU GET, SOME SORT OF TARRAGON CHICKEN THING? WITH A LITTLE FRUIT CUP AND A BROWNIE? OH, THAT’S ADORABLE. I GOT A FUCKING PILE OF LETTUCE. IT’S NOT EVEN KALE OR ANYTHING. 

HOW HARD IS IT TO OFFER A PROPER VEGETARIAN OPTION? IT’S 2012 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. FIRST YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE FINGERED BY THE TSA AND THEN THIS. THEY’D BETTER HAVE A GREAT BOOZE CART.

itswalky:

Usually my Dumbing of Age Google Alert just regurgitates my own comic updates, so man was this a fun surprise!

I have half a mind to respond to it with freshly drawn porn.

DO IT

DO IT 

DO IT

DO IT

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME IN MY EYES. DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? A SUMMER HOBBY? THIS IS DEADLY SERIOUS BUSINESS AND YOU’RE BEHAVING LIKE AN AMATEUR. A NOBODY. YOU MISSED HALF YOUR CUES ON A ROUTINE WE PRACTICED FOR WEEKS. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE SWIMSUIT DISASTER.

The lights were too bright! I wasn’t prepared for the added pressure of audience scrutiny!

I DON’T HAVE THE WORDS TO EXPRESS MY DISAPPOINTMENT RIGHT NOW.

But I wasn’t-

SHHHHHHH. DON’T TALK. JUST SIT THERE IN YOUR SHAME.